girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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