Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Houston, we have a blender
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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