I don't think brook has ever known best
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Randomize
