Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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