Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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