I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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