we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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