what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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