im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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