So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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