plz talk dirty to me
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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