im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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