i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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