I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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