Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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