I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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