that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I've blown a few things in my day
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
Randomize
