He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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