two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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