they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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