im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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