I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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