apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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