When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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