just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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