We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
