I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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