WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
