no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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