this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm too high and old for this...
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