If that was your dad, he is hot
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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