he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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