How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
honey bunches of taint.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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