so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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