i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
