I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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