your parents love me but you hate me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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