the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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