Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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