talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
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