hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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