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i just wanna soil my oats bro
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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