Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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