Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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