Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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