I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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