I molested 6 butterflies tonight
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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