my mouth tastes like poor choices
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Acid is not a monday night drug
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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