They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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