i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
being pregnant is like rehab
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
My dad just said "fuck circus"
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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