i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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