I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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