Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
he high fived his dick after we had sex
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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