I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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